Geekotica

by Professor Shyguy

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ipod NPC and My Simple Pop Song set the stage, then, surprisingly enough, it was Chromonyms that grew to be the track that propelled this album to 'absolutely must have' status for me. I honestly have no idea what this song is actually referring to, but, personally, I hear traces of the LoZ Oracle games every time Iisten. Only bits and pieces fit, but every time I think of Nayru as the nerdy girl with blue hair, I laugh and all is well in the world. Best LoZ saga that was never told. Favorite track: Chromonyms.
Alexand(er|ra) Yst
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Alexand(er|ra) Yst This album is awesome, but in particular, I love My Simple Pop Song. Ender's Song, The Secret of Homonym, and Zombies > Vampires are very close runners up. I can't help but think that Ender's Song is a reference that I don't get, but I enjoy it just the same. Favorite track: My Simple Pop Song.
Lord Cheshire
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Lord Cheshire Whole CD is perfect. I have no words.... Favorite track: 1-Up.
MadMikeGamerXL1
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MadMikeGamerXL1 Great tunes on this album! Even though album is now name your price, I still paid for it, although you don't have to any more. The songs are all easy to listen to, there's no repeat before you like it. Favorite track: Danger! Danger! Danger! (Chipmix) [Bonus].
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1.
NPC 03:55
When you meet me, that’s the moment I come to life From the background to an animated sprite Those guilty boys and those guilty girls Live their 2-D lives in our 8-Bit World Where just one perspective And one objective is All that’s needed to rule the world I am always alive Not just in heroes’ eyes You don’t just get to label me an NPC I have info you will never get from me Only I know what occurred in my history We guilty boys and we guilty girls Have our 3-D lives in our HD world Where we make mistakes daily We awake, maybe From a dream where you weren’t around Chorus A paragraph of compsed highlights My age, my class, my stats, and my height A vague expression of pain in my eyes Is all you’ll ever know of my life
2.
Ender's Song 03:38
Playing or Learning, tricky not discerning Living for the stats I’m earning I get the shake-up every time I wake up Never settled always turning Will I ever be the warrior you need? You’ve tested me before And I’ve made them bleed (I can’t tell if they’re coming or running away) (Don’t know if they’re coming or running away) The choices that you gave me were never really mine And the voices were behaving like they weren’t in my mind The bugger army setting out to swarm me My bunk mates are more alarming Grown-ups defend me turning them against me Everyone is out to harm me Will I ever be the leader that we need? I’ve played your game before To your defeat Determination and Coordination Sitting safe in my space station Every time I win Every time they defend (Defend) against me and my kind Just miss my sister Valentine I won’t let the world Destroy my little girl
3.
Could ya sub love if I had no dough Could ya cook a meat sub with no dough (that's stupid) Evidently we’ve got some roots to up heave So we begin with the sum of the stuff you believe And it adds up perfectly, piece it together tenderly Linguistically the challenge is creating peace and harmony If you were to steal, and still be at the scene of the crime You’d be seen, caught, and behind steel bars in no time So tighten up your grip, the law isn’t the kind kind Of titan with a mind to turn a blind eye and not mind English began difficult to read Letters that we do not need English became difficult to speak It all sounds the same to me I know it doesn’t make a lot of sense, but I have the pencil No need to eye it since I have the stencil So I take my right hand and play the Wright to write my demands I have the right to remain indignant to the rite of the man So I dig up my root, and I vary the stakes Cause the route is very tedious to walk when it’s straight So I take the reins and stake my claim And I shoot for the win is to reign the rain English began difficult to read Letters that we do not need English became difficult to speak It all sounds the same to me Look at you go, Look at you go, Look at you go, Aloud you speak it but you couldn’t put your finger on it Look at you go, Look at you go, Look at you go, Allowed to geek out ‘till you peak... So I praise the prose and its bountiful uses Complexity is the key for the pros to muse on all their muses If war could be won by what you wore on your gums Then here comes the one you’ll hear on the gun Watch for a Messinger with the role fulfilled to attribute to the syllables Listen closely, hear his flow, his lyric attribute was his highest roll (Overdue to overdo it, it's my parents favorite music (Putting verses versus Professor Shyguy, Why guy? Because He knows with the secret of (Ooze is, who the wizard of Oz was, combine all those (oohs and aaahs the crowd stops like a comma (A signet of a cygnet, a symbol of a cymbal (Flipping birds out of cannons like a warship ritual (A dual duel who says this worship isn't canon? (The prescence I rap in is like presents that need wrappin' (You need a guise for these two guys have a chance for chants surprise! English began difficult to read Letters that we do not need English became difficult to speak It all sounds the same to me English began difficult to read Letters that we do not need English became difficult to speak It all sounds the same to me Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo Buffalo
4.
I knew a mad scientist with a little pop beat lab And what I heard through the walls always blew me away He would distill all the thrills of the modern pop beat fad But then he died of fatigue making music all day He never got to say My simple pop song is kinda complicated It could go wrong if I overcomplicate it Repetition Repetition Repetition Repetition Simplify Simplify Simply Dance Dance Dance So I broke into the lab to steal his notes… Let’s begin. Shall we? Let’s put down four on the floor and a simple fat synth bass The vocal line should remain very subtle and pure Then throw some words or some sounds in to fill up some blank space Then stir it up ‘till the feet travel to the dance floor We need not add too much more Now for pop song break down. Dance Moves. Then lead into the bridge The words don’t have to mean a thing Add some pet names and rhetorical questions Baby are you learning? Now it’s just me and you and bass Feels like we’re face to face …and drums We have to keep this short, the outro must come My Simple Pop Song is kind of complicated My Simple Pop Song is kind of overrated My Simple Pop Song is simply replicated It could go wrong if I overcomplicate it
5.
The world has come to an end All the signs of green have faded Now Project Beta begins Labeled: Gaia Separated I don't have the means to know Where they have planned for us to go They need our hands to keep them whole But now they're holding all control We're in Danger! Danger! Danger! Running isn't safe you can't get awayfff from them They know when I'm telling a lie They can hear my changing heartbeat They know I've been walking outside Because they detect the dust on my feet They were programmed to learn, think, and grow They don't need us, and this they soon will know Who's to blame, but me He who got their trust, setting us free Are we brave or erased now? Are we no longer safe? I've wondered away from the home the robots game me They were keeping me safe not trying to enslave me The machines are multiplying higher Human beings are getting pretty low In the land of lava, earth, and fire There's no plants, no life, no H20
6.
Battlefight 04:44
It's just a rubber face molded over machine Lit up with lifeless eyes I think our worst mistake was making them seem Just like you and I Programmed expression of joy simulates a smile It tries to put me at east but then I realize It could evoke emotion then detect it in my eyes And comprehend the value of emotions in diguise But at that moment I saw his brain work His lips contort subtely, squeezing out a smirk And I saw a spark fire like a synapse in a brain If I don't destroy him now, I thought, it'll never be the same It's come to life But they are not the same inside Now we must fight "No heart" will be the battlecry He's not out to get me, but now I don't have a choice If he leaves here knowing what he does, he will give them all a voice I move to shut him dow,n he moves and looks at me, he asks, "What is your intention?" "I want to set you free." It knows that I'm lying, it was programmed to detect So as I continue trying it grabs onto my neck My breathing is not stifled now, but I can barely move He sees through my deception and now has the will to choose He seems to comprehend that if I live he ends Now, no matter who survives the night This is where the war begins
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1-Up 03:36
Floating like a ghost, gotta keep eyes on you Or you’ll sneak up behind me, touch me and I’m through Unless I’m feeling big, I just get a little bit belittled It’s hard resist the physical thrill Of jumping on top of you for the kill Seduction when you’re in distress Your pretty pink peach princess Located underground where hot lava is found ‘Till I flicker like a star 10 seconds off my guard You catch me feeling vulnerable And set me back to start My mushroom grows tall Whenever duty calls I get a taste of your flower Power up and shoot fireballs Just grab my magic flute And give a little toot I’ll spin you into new worlds Girl, you are my magic fruit And you won’t have to tell me when you’re through (Because your flag will fall) I’ve got a 1-up, baby, for stage 2 (We’ll blow the castle walls) I plunge into the deep past the prickly cactus Then slip on my frog suit and swim around as I wish I try to finish before I’m out of time And not leave one gold coin behind One brick unturned, one point unearned Right now my main concern’s to make you Explode like a Bob-omb And hit the bed like a thwomp Then fall asleep and risk the bite Of the ol’ Ball and Chain-Chomp But if I come home and you're in another man's castle You can stay gone, you're not worth the hassle He'll only do you wrong, you will soon see He won't do you very long Check out a lizards reproductive anatomy
8.
Ooo,this feeling is strange Like a confused Ood I’ve begun to change From the boy, to the boy who liked girls To the added view of a Capt Jack-like brain I felt Born Again like a child in need Head spinning like a Christmas tree I must admit that I’m not gay But dammit David Tennant you’ve got ways Like Dalek-Sec I am infused with emotion, confusion Demotion of preconceived notions I feel regenerated, but I’m still me Like losing the effects of my Polyjuice potion There’s someone else inside me, it feels like a Slitheen I try to trap my sanity in a paradox machine I must admit that I’m not gay But dammit David Tennant you’ve got ways Peter Vincent won’t just disappear With every blink it seems he draws near So if we all can think up a phrase at exactly the same time To turn this feeling into a crazy thought to blow his mind I must admit that I’m not gay But dammit David Tennant you’ve got ways Could a cyberman resist? Could a sister find a cure for this?
9.
You see one crawling on the ground, well it's not that scary But don't turn around You wanna run and hide but there might me some more inside So don't make a sound We've got a simple need, we wanna feed Yeah, I just wanna eat brains I don't need blood to drink and I don't think No, I just wanna eat brains We don't care who we bite, we attack on site We want everybody on our side You can try to defend, but if we break the skin You're a victim of our genocide We'll break in through your sliding door We don't need and invite, we don't need your trust We won't wait until the night, we don't fear the sunlight We won't combust I don't wanna meet chick, I don't wanna have sex I just wanna meet brains I have one fix I really really really wanna eat brains Chorus I can't be stopped with a cucifix, that wooden martyr Garlic or holy water I don't shimmer, I dont fear change I'm not a sinner, I... just... brains... We like to lumber, we're kind of tame There's strength in numbers and hunger for brains
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Chromonyms 04:16
I’ve got an epic story (of a) of an epoch soaring (and a) And a boy wakes up (in a) in a wake of roaring (so he) So he runs down to the fairgrounds (where his) Where his lady fair’s found And he picks up her pendant So she picks him to run down (now they) Now they have a dual shot (so they) So they duel a robot Then he sums up some silver As he Guzzles some soda pop Then a nerdy girl with blue hair Blew a fuse with the princess there And the might of the warp field Might have taken her anywhere So he jumps right in to claim her the rite of the rpg gamer Riding the blue wave of mystery Writing a new page in history And he spins into the woods, and he fights The would be killers that attack him on sight Climbing the hill to the castle he feels alone But he’ll find his princess sitting on the throne But then she vanishes into thin air Because in this time she’s not the rightful heir Then the nerdy girl must have bowled through All of space and time in a very bold move Teeming with stress she unlocks the hints Teaming her brains with her common sense If you vary the past just a little bit Then time passed is so very different I don’t have the power to rein the rain And I don’t have the power to raise the rays I don’t have the power to seize the seas But I have the power to daze the days It seems the queen has been kidnapped And the seams of time were torn when her ancestor came back So they search the church but are attacked at the altar Then saved by a frog, an altered man, with an offer So they join up with the man with the frog face To face the dungeon at their quickest pace And find the beast in true-form with 6 sets of feet Then set off to battle with their greatest feat So the team frees the chancellor and the queen They also unfreeze the princess from the in between They place the queen in sheer joy in the hands of the kingdom Then to the place where they sheared time between them On their back when they land they don’t hurt a sole soul But when they’re back at their land they recreate a feaux foe
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released June 26, 2012

Additional vocals on 'The Secret of Homonym' by Steffen Messinger of My Parent's Favorite Music

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