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The Secret of Homonym

from Geekotica by Professor Shyguy

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Guest Vocals by Steffen Messinger of My Parent's Favorite Music

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Could ya sub love if I had no dough
Could ya cook a meat sub with no dough (that's stupid)

Evidently we’ve got some roots to up heave
So we begin with the sum of the stuff you believe
And it adds up perfectly, piece it together tenderly
Linguistically the challenge is creating peace and harmony

If you were to steal, and still be at the scene of the crime
You’d be seen, caught, and behind steel bars in no time
So tighten up your grip, the law isn’t the kind kind
Of titan with a mind to turn a blind eye and not mind

English began difficult to read
Letters that we do not need
English became difficult to speak
It all sounds the same to me

I know it doesn’t make a lot of sense, but I have the pencil
No need to eye it since I have the stencil
So I take my right hand and play the Wright to write my demands
I have the right to remain indignant to the rite of the man

So I dig up my root, and I vary the stakes
Cause the route is very tedious to walk when it’s straight
So I take the reins and stake my claim
And I shoot for the win is to reign the rain

English began difficult to read
Letters that we do not need
English became difficult to speak
It all sounds the same to me

Look at you go, Look at you go, Look at you go,
Aloud you speak it but you couldn’t put your finger on it
Look at you go, Look at you go, Look at you go,
Allowed to geek out ‘till you peak...

So I praise the prose and its bountiful uses
Complexity is the key for the pros to muse on all their muses
If war could be won by what you wore on your gums
Then here comes the one you’ll hear on the gun

Watch for a Messinger with the role fulfilled to attribute to the syllables
Listen closely, hear his flow, his lyric attribute was his highest roll

(Overdue to overdo it, it's my parents favorite music
(Putting verses versus Professor Shyguy, Why guy? Because He knows with the secret of
(Ooze is, who the wizard of Oz was, combine all those
(oohs and aaahs the crowd stops like a comma
(A signet of a cygnet, a symbol of a cymbal
(Flipping birds out of cannons like a warship ritual
(A dual duel who says this worship isn't canon?
(The prescence I rap in is like presents that need wrappin'
(You need a guise for these two guys have a chance for chants surprise!

English began difficult to read
Letters that we do not need
English became difficult to speak
It all sounds the same to me
English began difficult to read
Letters that we do not need
English became difficult to speak
It all sounds the same to me

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo Buffalo

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from Geekotica, released June 26, 2012

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