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Dizzy (Song about Joco Cruise)

by Professor Shyguy

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I wrote this about my first time on JoCo cruise!


I don't know what it is getting me out of this bed
I can't open the door up
It's too dizzy in here for me to keep the hallway clear
The water is my enemy, I want the dramamine
Keep antihistimine near
There are games that I wanna play
There are games that my friend has made

I wanna be there

I wanna try to eat, I focus on my feet
The menu doesn't repeat
They're feeding me meat and bread
I'm feel rough but I'm not dead
I won't call it a lost night
Fresh air and free sprite
Deck chair and starlight
The cell on a screen on my chest
As long as I'm horizontal I'm doing my best

I wanna be here

I'm feeling fine now
The whole boat is mine now
The water is is choppy
But it's not gonna stop me

So I don't know what to do next, I'm running through decks
Remembering drinks aren't as free as I think
Oh no, maybe next time I'll go slow
But I wanna be here


released February 13, 2023
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