Rated Heart

by Professor Shyguy

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tonyhighwind Shyguy brings all the goodness of the pop sound without all the badness of the way pop gets made. Favorite track: Destroy Metroid (feat. Amanda Lepre).
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<https://y.st./> The only thing that would make this album better would be lyric sheets. I especially love the first three tracks: "The RPG Song", "Keywords & Dubstep", and "Science, Life, & ABCs". Professor Shyguy's mix of vocals, chiptune, and non-chiptune instrumentals is something I haven't heard elsewhere, and I love it! Favorite track: Science, Life, & ABCs.
Lord Cheshire
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Lord Cheshire I am always amazed at everything that comes from Shyguy. and he does it all himself on top of that. Its just amazing Favorite track: Han Shot First.
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Babamzel Thanks for the recommendation Guude! Favorite track: Destroy Metroid (feat. Amanda Lepre).
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Cydran (Danial) As a massive fan of chipmusic combined with vocals, Professor Shyguy is a godsend to my musical library with Geekotica. I then purchase Rated Heart, and my expectations would not come close to the magnificent phenomenon that is this amazing album. Favorite track: Han Shot First.
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Michael Vitale This guy is pretty radical, go buy his music. Also, this album is worth all 8 dollars.
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released May 1, 2013

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Track Name: Guilded Love
Let’s review for a sec
Start with Cyd a.k.a. Codex
The beautiful, neurotic, introverted, unsexed
Gamer-girl and protagonist we all love

She’s a priest in her game
And occasionally leader
The glue that holds the guild together
How they need her
But there’s a beast that she created in ‘Zaboo’ Balakrishnan Goldberg

He’s Crazy, overbearing, delusional, and insecure
He plays a warlock, but like a rogue in Searing Gorge
Enables Stealth until he show up at her door

It’s the greatest love story. Ish. Or.
At least the greatest we could wish for.
Love is poison without a cure
When you’re living in a World of War

With no warning to Cyd
Zaboo Leeroys into her place
Causing grief because he’s CC’d by her winky face
Setting camp out in the Hall of Rejection

She attempts to unbind
From the ‘love’ he put within them
Come to find out he was just a tiny minion
Drawing aggro as he fled his creator

The boss is overpowered
When only matched against a pair
As they’re debuffed the guild assembles and is there
To burn it down without any mana to spare

It’s the greatest love story. Ish. Or.
At least the greatest we could wish for.
Casting love with a Shadow Orb
When you’re living in a World of War

He's a way away from alevel high enough to mount a Proto-Drake
They’re not ready for PvP So he rides away mounted on his felsteed
Until he ends up in the arms of a stupid tall hot girl

It’s the greatest love story. Ish. Or.
At least the greatest we could wish for.
Trading love for frosted broadsword
When you’re living in a World of War