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Rated Heart

by Professor Shyguy

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tonyhighwind
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tonyhighwind Shyguy brings all the goodness of the pop sound without all the badness of the way pop gets made. Favorite track: Destroy Metroid (feat. Amanda Lepre).
Alexand(er|ra) Yst
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Alexand(er|ra) Yst The only thing that would make this album better would be lyric sheets. I especially love the first three tracks: "The RPG Song", "Keywords & Dubstep", and "Science, Life, & ABCs". Professor Shyguy's mix of vocals, chiptune, and non-chiptune instrumentals is something I haven't heard elsewhere, and I love it! Favorite track: Science, Life, & ABCs.
Lord Cheshire
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Lord Cheshire I am always amazed at everything that comes from Shyguy. and he does it all himself on top of that. Its just amazing Favorite track: Han Shot First.
Paven Wonders
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Paven Wonders Thanks for the recommendation Guude! Favorite track: Destroy Metroid (feat. Amanda Lepre).
Cydran (Dan)
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Cydran (Dan) As a massive fan of chipmusic combined with vocals, Professor Shyguy is a godsend to my musical library with Geekotica. I then purchase Rated Heart, and my expectations would not come close to the magnificent phenomenon that is this amazing album. Favorite track: Han Shot First.
Michael Vitale
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Michael Vitale This guy is pretty radical, go buy his music. Also, this album is worth all 8 dollars.
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The RPG Song 03:53
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in my chair with my eye upon the world seeing mistakes exceedingly great new things unfurled watching a hero swingin a golf ball retriever like hes darth maul or meaner, he shouts watching a lady trying to cheat while stomping grapes Off her feet, on her face now take the best take the worst make a composition with no subtext shouting fake shouting first now we watch it all while listening to dubstep we watch it all while listening to dubstep now we watch it all while listening to dubstep listenig to dubstep numa numa made a star of the unknown if you want a view count let down your guard and leave brittany alone after chocolate rainfalls some people feel pain though some see double rainbows it used to be prank calls but lately when we click those all we see are rick rolls now we grin as people sail into critical condition with no blood shed label wins label fails now we watch it all while listening to dubstep we watch it all while listening to dubstep now we watch it all while listening to dubstep I'm not watching tv, no warning labels shown theres nothing saying please dont try this at home so ladies and gentlemen we create our source lets film our adrenaline until our body parts are sore parkour we watch it all while listening to dubstep now we watch it all while listening to dubstep
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Mining Craft 03:19
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Weak 02:14
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Guilded Love 03:40
Let’s review for a sec Start with Cyd a.k.a. Codex The beautiful, neurotic, introverted, unsexed Gamer-girl and protagonist we all love She’s a priest in her game And occasionally leader The glue that holds the guild together How they need her But there’s a beast that she created in ‘Zaboo’ Balakrishnan Goldberg He’s Crazy, overbearing, delusional, and insecure He plays a warlock, but like a rogue in Searing Gorge Enables Stealth until he show up at her door It’s the greatest love story. Ish. Or. At least the greatest we could wish for. Love is poison without a cure When you’re living in a World of War With no warning to Cyd Zaboo Leeroys into her place Causing grief because he’s CC’d by her winky face Setting camp out in the Hall of Rejection She attempts to unbind From the ‘love’ he put within them Come to find out he was just a tiny minion Drawing aggro as he fled his creator The boss is overpowered When only matched against a pair As they’re debuffed the guild assembles and is there To burn it down without any mana to spare It’s the greatest love story. Ish. Or. At least the greatest we could wish for. Casting love with a Shadow Orb When you’re living in a World of War He's a way away from alevel high enough to mount a Proto-Drake They’re not ready for PvP So he rides away mounted on his felsteed Until he ends up in the arms of a stupid tall hot girl It’s the greatest love story. Ish. Or. At least the greatest we could wish for. Trading love for frosted broadsword When you’re living in a World of War
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released May 1, 2013

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