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The RPG Song
03:53
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Keywords & Dubstep
04:00
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in my chair with my eye upon the world
seeing mistakes
exceedingly great new things unfurled
watching a hero swingin a golf ball retriever
like hes darth maul or meaner, he shouts
watching a lady trying to cheat while stomping grapes
Off her feet, on her face now
take the best
take the worst
make a composition with no subtext
shouting fake
shouting first
now we watch it all while listening to dubstep
we watch it all while listening to dubstep
now we watch it all while listening to dubstep
listenig to dubstep
numa numa made a star of the unknown
if you want a view count
let down your guard and leave brittany alone
after chocolate rainfalls
some people feel pain though some see double rainbows
it used to be prank calls
but lately when we click those all we see are rick rolls
now we grin
as people sail
into critical condition with no blood shed
label wins
label fails
now we watch it all while listening to dubstep
we watch it all while listening to dubstep
now we watch it all while listening to dubstep
I'm not watching tv, no warning labels shown
theres nothing saying please dont try this at home
so ladies and gentlemen we create our source
lets film our adrenaline until our body parts are sore
parkour
we watch it all while listening to dubstep
now we watch it all while listening to dubstep
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Science, Life, & ABCs
03:07
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4. |
Mining Craft
03:19
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Living in an Explosion
03:25
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7. |
Han Shot First
04:49
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Trinity Defends
03:27
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Weak
02:14
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Guilded Love
03:40
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Let’s review for a sec
Start with Cyd a.k.a. Codex
The beautiful, neurotic, introverted, unsexed
Gamer-girl and protagonist we all love
She’s a priest in her game
And occasionally leader
The glue that holds the guild together
How they need her
But there’s a beast that she created in ‘Zaboo’ Balakrishnan Goldberg
He’s Crazy, overbearing, delusional, and insecure
He plays a warlock, but like a rogue in Searing Gorge
Enables Stealth until he show up at her door
It’s the greatest love story. Ish. Or.
At least the greatest we could wish for.
Love is poison without a cure
When you’re living in a World of War
With no warning to Cyd
Zaboo Leeroys into her place
Causing grief because he’s CC’d by her winky face
Setting camp out in the Hall of Rejection
She attempts to unbind
From the ‘love’ he put within them
Come to find out he was just a tiny minion
Drawing aggro as he fled his creator
The boss is overpowered
When only matched against a pair
As they’re debuffed the guild assembles and is there
To burn it down without any mana to spare
It’s the greatest love story. Ish. Or.
At least the greatest we could wish for.
Casting love with a Shadow Orb
When you’re living in a World of War
He's a way away from alevel high enough to mount a Proto-Drake
They’re not ready for PvP So he rides away mounted on his felsteed
Until he ends up in the arms of a stupid tall hot girl
It’s the greatest love story. Ish. Or.
At least the greatest we could wish for.
Trading love for frosted broadsword
When you’re living in a World of War
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12. |
Cloud & Aerith
06:14
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13. |
The Maze (Working Title)
04:10
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